freckul:

 bambi/indie blog 
10 kissing styles women hate…

freckul:

 bambi/indie blog 

10 kissing styles women hate…

(Source: true-rosyy)



bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son



officialwhitegirls:

officialwhitegirls:

my friend once told me that putting methamphetamine in your eyes can make you go blind

i’m not sure what he was talking about, i see crystal clear now



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vibes-of-lily:

I hope my back didn’t break your knife.

(Source: resettles)



genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.



tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

(Source: jizeru-jueru)



1337tattoos:

instagram: svrtxvt

1337tattoos:

instagram: svrtxvt



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everythingiscraycray:

how the fuck does that just “happen” to a pizza

(Source: turtlesinahalfshell)



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  • women: can u not touch our butts without knowing if we're okay with it? kthx.
  • men: modern feminism has gone TOO FAR. we already gave you THE VOTE and JOBS and now you're OPPRESSING US by assuming we're all RAPISTS. PATRIARCHY IS NOT REAL B/C NOT ALL MEN.


sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt)